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I'm okay!
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♪ Party ♪
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♪ Who's the king?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Who's the king?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Get down for the get down ♪
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♪ Everybody party with King who?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ King who?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Tonight will be forever ♪
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♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪
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♪ Woof! ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ All hail King Julien! ♪
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Todd!
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Here you go, trophy for your great job
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graduating first grade,
huge milestone, whatever.
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Ah, graduation.
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And does this mean she's moving out
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and I can have my life back?
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Moving out?
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Who do you think is
paying our mortgage
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with all the pageant winnings?
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It sure ain't your disability checks.
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Hey, not my fault my spine grew back.
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Tord!
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Adequate job, Tord.
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Tracy the Boy.
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Tracy the Girl.
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And last but not least,
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U-Utter.
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U-Utta?
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Eh, trophy me, Clover.
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We, uh...
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...seem to be out of trophies,
Your Majesty.
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What? No trophies?
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This is Utta's big day.
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Oh, uh, I don't need a trophy.
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I-I'm just proud of my hard work.
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Everyone needs a trophy, Utta.
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My peoples!
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Little change of plans.
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Your king needs to run a quick errand,
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but I'll be right back.
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Uh, Pancho and Ted will entertain you
while I'm gone.
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Won't you, guys?
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My time to shine.
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Just need to warm up
my throat muscles real quick.
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Andy, we got a trophy emergency!
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Be right back!
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I still have no idea
how we were one trophy short.
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I counted them early this morning!
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Well, Clover,
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maybe you should have counted
a little better,
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because I sure don't have that trophy.
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I definitely don't have it.
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Here you go.
Ooh.
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All right, Your Majesty, we should
get back to the kingdom.
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Yeah, ma... What is that wonderful,
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shimmery, blingy trophy for?
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It's the trophy for the Annual
Island-Wide Academic Tournament.
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Nice, huh?
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Maurice, why is this the first
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I'm hearing of this
Annual Academicalogical thing?
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King Julien the Terrible decided lemurs
needed a more pro-lemur curriculum.
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He created his own
for-profit charter school
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so there would be no oversight
or academic standards whatsoever
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to get in the way of him
indoctrinating kids with his awful ideas.
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Ah, yes. I remember his motto.
I think it went something like...
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"True learning
comes from isolation and fear."
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Really was ahead of his time.
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Still, that is one fine piece of trophy.
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Mm.
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Oh, Mo-Mo.
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Oh, please kill me.
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We're entering that tournament right now.
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Welcome, Aye-Ayes, Rats, and Foosa.
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And apparently the lemurs decided
to show up for once.
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My little peoples,
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you are about to take the stage
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and show them all the junk you've got
in your scholarly trunk.
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Oh.
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As you baby geniuses know,
there is nothing in the world
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that's more valuable than knowledge.
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Except that huge trophy!
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Now get out there and make me proud!
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You're that confident they'll win?
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Yeah, these other teams look way geekier
than ours.
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A lot of indoor kids,
you know what I'm saying.
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Look, our squad is the cream of the corn
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of the lemur charter school.
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If they weren't,
would they all be named valedictorians
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of their first-grade class, hmm?
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Yeah, I started out
as a lowly valedictorian.
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And now I'm pretty much
the smartest lemur in the world.
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Oh, anybody gonna eat this wad of hair
I just found on the ground?
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Oh, that's good hair. Mmm, mmm.
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Ooh, this is gonna be so great.
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I got a good feeling.
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What is photosynthesis?
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Oh, that's easy.
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Weird German keyboard music
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that Mr. Ted is always dancing to.
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Ted, are you almost done in there?
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It's been three hours.
♪ Photosynthesis ♪
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Incorrect!
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When did life begin on Madagascar?
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When Frank the Sky God created lemurs
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so King Julien the First
would have someone to party with.
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Incorrect!
Oh!
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Incorrect!
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Incorrect!
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Incorrect!
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Incorrect!
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Incorrect!
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Incorrect! Incorrect!
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After the first half of the competition,
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the Aye-Aye Kingdom holds the lead
with 750 points.
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And in last place with zero points,
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the Lemur Kingdom.
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Why did he have to point out
that we're in last?
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I mean, that... that just seems mean. Mean!
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And may I remind you,
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zero is the lowest possible score,
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since we don't do negative numbers,
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which are numbers that are less than zero,
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for you lemur kids.
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We're losing to the rats?
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The ones with the king who's always
forgetting how to breathe?
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Clover! Maurice!
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How did this happen?
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Here is the problem, Your Majesty.
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This is the textbook
our kingdom learns from.
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Notice anything?
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Mm, I don't know. A bunch of words?
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Wait a minute, Todd got the answers right,
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at least according
to this ridiculous textbook.
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"Photosynthesis is a weird
German techno music.
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It is illegal in this kingdom
and punishable by flogging."
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Mm-hmm. I can see why Ted's into it.
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Eh...
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Heh.
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"King Julien the First was lonely,
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so Frank the Sky God
made him a bunch of friends
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to party with, which is why
we celebrate Franksgiving."
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That's from the science section,
by the way.
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I never noticed how silly this book was
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until we got our butts kicked
by kids who got an actual education.
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Probably because you never learned
from that book.
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Memorization. Obedience.
Don't Ask Questions.
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Huh, Maurice, why have I never seen
this very reasonable-sounding book?
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Remember, your parents hired a tutor
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and then sent me with you
so you'd have somebody to copy off of.
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And while you were cheating your way
through school,
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I was at the military academy
learning how to protect you lot.
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What a martyr.
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Martyr.
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And I've been around so long,
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I'm actually in the history section.
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Mort, how freaking old are you?
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Guys, guys, guys,
if Todd memorized everything in this book,
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maybe we just need to teach him
some real facts,
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and we'll have a shot to at least
score more than a zero
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in tomorrow's round of the competition.
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You're right, Mo-Mo.
Let's fix this busted school system.
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Big news, everybody!
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I'm reforming our school!
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Uh, re... form?
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D-did I say it right?
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Okay, uh, I'm "overhauling."
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Eh. Okay.
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Making the school gooder!
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Make it gooder.
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And I'm talking bigly.
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And I'm taking home that trophy!
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Oh, what's wrong with the current school?
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It teaches patriotism and superstition.
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Don't forget being distrustful
of foreigners.
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We live in a jungle.
Huh?
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What do we even need to know?
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You're born, do some stuff,
get eaten by a foosa.
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It ain't exactly particle physics,
whatever that means.
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And to help us
start kicking it new school,
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I've brought in the nerd
we all love to hate, Timo!
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Everyone loves to hate me?
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Yeah, i-it's a figure of speech.
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Timo has come up
with a new way of teaching
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that's even better
than the other "kingdomses."
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He's found a common core
that gives kids an easy way to learn
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without too much thinking.
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I call it "The Basic Idea."
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Huh. I thought that would get
at least a smattering of applause.
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That's right, peoples.
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Anyone who believes that lemur children
are our lemur future
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is welcome to help.
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Okay, here goes.
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We carry the omicron,
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which equals sigma plus ten
to the negative thousandth
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delta sub gamma.
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Any questions?
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♪ A man not afraid to die ♪
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♪ Gave his life for a dream ♪
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You call that dodgeball?
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I call it pathetic!
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Here!
What's happening?
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How is this history, again?
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Kiya!
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Oi! Keep your head on a swivel,
pencil-neck!
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Head on a swivel.
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If I have eight bananas
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and you take three,
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what do we have?
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Five.
Wrong!
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What we have is a problem, Utta!
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Give me back my bananas!
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Thieves!
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"That was the day me and Pa
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buried old Skeeter
under the sweet Kentucky bluegrass."
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"And from that loyal hound dog's grave
grew a weeping willow."
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Ow!
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Nailed it!
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Head on a swivel, Mr. Ted.
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Todd! Todd!
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Smile!
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Flash the judges your pearly flippers.
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There are no judges, Tammy.
Stop interfering!
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We need to see what
these little snot factories really know.
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How do you think they're doing? Good?
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Great? Spectacular?
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What's up with those guys?
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Stop indoctrinating
our impressionable youths!
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Guess not everybody's supporting
our Basic Idea initiative.
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Just wait, Mo-Mo.
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When they see that every kid
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is a legit valedictorian,
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they're gonna change their tune.
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Mm, mm.
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Uh-huh. Done!
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Graded every test.
And?
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I've never seen anything like it!
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Todd aced his test.
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That's great!
And everyone else failed.
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Oh, man.
What?
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A-aren't you supposed to lead
with the good news?
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Told you learnin' was dumb.
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We didn't teach anybody anything!
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There's no way we can win
the Academic Tournament now!
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Let's just drop out.
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Focus on helping the rest of the kids
catch up with Todd.
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But I already have plans
for my awesome trophy!
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♪ ♪
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I'll be your trophy, King Julien.
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I already have your name engraved on me.
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Want to see?
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Nope!
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Whee!
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Todd! As you requested!
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Ooh, Todd.
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Oh, sweet, sweet Todd,
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our kingdom's only hope.
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Tell me how you are able
to learn so quickly
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so we can teach the dumber kids
how to be less dumb.
263
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:41,492
Like most actors,
my baby is a superior genius.
264
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,577
He only has to read a line once,
265
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,538
and it's committed to memory.
266
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,665
Same with the stupid school stuff.
267
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,083
Todd!
268
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,043
Ain't that right, sweetie?
269
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,547
Please save me. I hate acting.
270
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,299
You can name any play Todd's ever read,
271
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,426
and he'll recite it.
272
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,552
Butterfish?
273
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,429
Othello.
274
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,930
'Tis in ourselves
275
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,058
that we are either thus or thus.
276
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,643
Lysi-sister-strata.
277
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,478
Ooh, Calonicé,
278
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,522
my heart is on fire.
279
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,652
Not bad for a little girl, uh-huh.
280
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,447
Okay, this is something.
281
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:23,576
If Todd can memorize all the answers
to the questions they'll ask,
282
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,078
he can win the tournament tomorrow
all by his self.
283
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,538
Oh.
284
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:28,914
Yeah, uh, only problem is,
285
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,625
he'd have to actually know the questions
beforehand.
286
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,544
He would have to actually know...
287
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,005
I'm not liking that thinking sound
you just made.
288
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,674
If we could get the tournament questions
289
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,509
beforehand...
290
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,387
Did somebody mention skullduggery?
291
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,513
Count me in.
292
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,433
Pancho, we wouldn't even know
where to find the questions.
293
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,311
The Croc Ambassador keeps them
294
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:54,732
in a briefcase in his bedroom!
295
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,775
I did a little research.
296
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,569
I'm afraid to ask why.
297
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,655
I hit a, let's say, financial snag.
298
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,909
But I found a bookie
laying 6,000-to-one odds
299
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,785
on the lemur kids to win.
300
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,204
We pull this off,
301
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,623
I get to keep my thumbs.
302
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,595
Psst.
303
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,779
Now we just need to find a key
to that case.
304
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,780
Found it.
305
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,283
Wait here.
306
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,748
Sorry, sir.
307
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,750
I didn't realize the hot tub
308
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:58,295
was already ocupado.
309
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,216
Okay.
310
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,551
I'm just gonna...
311
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,677
Oh.
312
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:07,972
Ermegersh!
313
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,890
Daddy! Dad.
314
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:10,933
Dad!
315
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,434
I had a nightmare!
316
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,852
There was a scary monster,
317
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,230
and I was ugly and bored!
318
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,606
There, there, Buttercup.
319
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,984
We'll take care of you.
320
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,528
Yes, let Uncle Croc Assistant heat up
321
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,405
a cup of Golden Julien
322
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,948
and sing you a lullaby.
323
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,159
Clover!
324
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,704
Hmm.
325
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,498
Where's Timo?
I'll get him.
326
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,499
Timo!
327
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,917
Yes, Your Majesty?
328
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,545
Get these questions
to the butt camera immediately!
329
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:43,215
The, uh, uh, butt camera
is actually a copy machine
330
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,884
that washed up in Junk Harbor.
331
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,930
Enough technical science jargon.
332
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,056
Just copy the stuff!
333
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,559
Okay.
334
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,525
Ah!
335
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,319
And vanish.
336
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,240
That Todd kid seems to be
the real deal to me.
337
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,993
He might give us lemurs
a chance at winning.
338
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,954
And you know what happens
after we win that tournament?
339
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,208
Government busybodies telling us all
we have to get real schooling!
340
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,878
But I love the poorly educated.
341
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,672
Fat, dumb, and stupid
means money in my pocket.
342
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,341
Well, amen. Ow!
343
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,134
What if Todd...
344
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,054
...couldn't compete?
345
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,014
You guys are speaking my language.
346
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,017
We thinking hospital or morgue?
347
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,478
No, man! What's wrong with you?
348
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,271
All we got to do
349
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,482
is distract and hide Todd
350
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,442
until after the tournament.
351
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,617
Quiet, you bumpkins.
352
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,912
Ain't you never done
a proper breaking and entering?
353
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,082
Ow! Sharp glass!
354
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,126
Ah, stupid tortilla chips.
355
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,131
Somebody turn that off! Aah! Aah!
356
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,300
Huh?
357
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,681
Where do we think
the little rug rat is at?
358
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,224
And why do I keep whispering?
359
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,477
Too easy.
360
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,022
Like taking a baby from a baby cage.
361
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,607
Where's Todd?
362
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:27,194
I'm worried sick
about not winning that trophy!
363
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,989
And also about Todd or whatever.
364
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:30,990
Even if we had him,
365
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,201
he didn't get to memorize the questions
and answers yet, anyway.
366
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,869
We got to go save our little Todd!
367
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,247
I'll begin the investigation immediately.
368
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,665
Oh, I know where he is.
369
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,668
A mother always knows how to find her boy,
370
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,045
especially since he's microchipped.
371
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,715
Got to keep tabs on our investment, y'all.
372
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,341
You know, money, you know.
373
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,218
He's my investment now, too.
374
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,011
Find that little genius, Clover.
375
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,597
Take these with you so Todd can study
on the way back.
376
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,640
On it!
On it!
377
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,851
Mort, you're standing in for Todd.
378
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,520
Yay! I'm a little genius!
379
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,064
Oh, look, more hair.
380
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,608
Are you sure about this?
381
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,485
Sure. We throw a disguise on him,
382
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,030
and he pretends to be Todd
until Clover gets back.
383
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,367
Ooh.
384
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,245
Uh, hello. Hello.
385
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,706
I'm, uh, Todd.
386
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,416
Without further ado,
387
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,918
let us begin
with the general-knowledge round.
388
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:25,836
Uh...
389
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,006
I must get out there
and win this tournament.
390
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,134
This is tailor-made
for a being of my intellect.
391
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,385
You can't go out there.
392
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,387
You don't sound anything like Todd.
393
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,308
True, he does have the silky voice
of a Mongolian eunuch,
394
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,602
but surely I could approximate it.
395
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,146
If you answer the questions,
it'll be cheating!
396
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:48,358
That Rubicon was crossed
when Julien pilfered the questions.
397
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,153
Todd doesn't wear a monocle.
398
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,404
Touché.
399
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,531
Are you okay, Todd?
400
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,158
I'm Todd!
401
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,868
Mm, should we do a ransom?
402
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,578
Make political demands?
403
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,121
How about some light scaring?
404
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,374
Jumping out of closets and such...
Freeze, kidnappers.
405
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,126
Hi-yah!
406
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,669
This ain't what it looks like.
407
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,380
Yeah, we was only talking
about light scaring.
408
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,467
Mm-hmm-hmm.
409
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,101
Aah!
410
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,811
Hey!
411
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,937
Nobody move.
412
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,105
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right. All right.
413
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,690
Let's just be calm.
414
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,900
Todd, baby,
415
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,735
it'll be okay.
416
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,362
Be a brave boy
417
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:37,491
and show the nice man your war face!
418
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,788
All right, Todd,
419
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,749
just commit these hundreds of random facts
to memory
420
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,669
as we run through the jungle,
and we'll be just fine.
421
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,462
Where are they, Maurice?
422
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,258
All they had to do was one teensy,
little heroic rescue.
423
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,555
Hey.
Okay, they got Todd.
424
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,558
But how do we switch him with Mort
without anybody noticing?
425
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,060
You know, if you guys need me
to blow something up,
426
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,645
you just have to ask.
427
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,106
I mean, we're all friends.
428
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,316
Nobody needs you to blow anything up.
429
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,901
And nobody likes you!
430
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,902
Oh.
431
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,154
You're always there with the tough love,
432
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,614
you old grizzly bear.
433
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,241
I need it.
434
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,326
It's the air I breathe!
435
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,327
Wait a minute.
436
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,788
I just got a genius plan.
437
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,291
This animal, found mainly in jungles,
438
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,085
is known for being incredibly stupid.
439
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,128
Fire!
440
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,379
There's a fire!
441
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,881
Fire in a crowded theater!
442
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,799
Come on, that is not a plan.
443
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:39,344
N-not to be Willie,
but we're all gonna die!
444
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,724
Psst. Ted.
445
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,437
Hey. Hey.
446
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,243
We're all gonna die!
447
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,287
Now that we have all returned safely,
448
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,122
we may resume round two.
449
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,290
What happened, Todd?
450
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,042
I think I got kidnapped?
451
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,585
I-I couldn't tell.
452
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,211
It wasn't a great kidnapping.
453
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,172
Well, I'm glad you're here now.
454
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:18,050
Losing this tournament
wouldn't be the same without you.
455
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,551
Plate tectonics.
456
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,054
T-that is correct!
457
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,850
The atomic mass of sodium.
458
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,143
Correct.
459
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,521
His Holiness, the Pontifex.
460
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,649
Correct!
461
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,651
A hammerhead shark.
Correct!
462
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,653
An October Surprise.
Correct.
463
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,821
Stupid! Stupid!
464
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,740
The Big Bang Theory.
Correct!
465
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,242
The Little Bang Theory.
Correct!
466
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,913
Correct. Correct. Correct!
467
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,707
We enter our final round with a tie.
468
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,542
Correctly answering this question
469
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,295
will mean the difference
between victory and defeat.
470
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,381
I invite the two team captains,
471
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,132
Todd from the Lemur Kingdom,
472
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,051
and from the Aye-Aye Kingdom,
473
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,428
Buh... Brandon?
474
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,723
Yeah, it's spelled "B"!
475
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,309
Plus the sound "Brandon."
476
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,602
B'Brandon?
477
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,145
What a stiff.
478
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,398
Todd's gonna crush that kid.
479
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,774
The trophy's mine!
480
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,067
I mean ours!
481
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,152
I can't believe we pulled this off.
482
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,613
I mean, sure,
what we did was horribly dishonest,
483
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,908
and a child was kidnapped
by a radical fringe group in the process.
484
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,119
But we really might win this thing!
Hmm.
485
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,121
The decisive round
486
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,623
of the Annual Island-wide
Academic Tournament
487
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,166
is usually a lightning round,
488
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,919
rewarding the student
who memorized the most answers.
489
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,172
Ooh. Todd's gonna crush that dork!
490
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,133
B'Brandon?
491
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,010
What a b'dumb name.
492
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,054
But this year
the final round will be decided
493
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,973
by a discussion question.
494
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,558
A what question?
495
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,477
You see, only a lazy, craven society
496
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,731
would value test preparation
over actual learning.
497
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,400
Education shouldn't be memorizing facts
498
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,444
in a sterile testing environment.
499
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,654
Education should provide the tools
500
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:06,616
to help students become useful,
productive members of society.
501
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,202
Wow. That's really powerful.
502
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,912
I see the error of my ways.
503
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,958
I guess the one
who really got educated today is me.
504
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,462
I now know what I must do
to make things right.
505
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,763
Wow. B'Brandon really did not want
to let us steal this trophy
506
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,097
he rightfully earned.
507
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,683
Yeah. Kid's got a real strong grip.
508
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,239
♪ Photosynthesis ♪
509
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,994
♪ ♪
510
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,579
♪ Photosynthesis ♪
511
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:57,501
♪ ♪
512
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,960
♪ Photosynthesis ♪
513
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:06,051
♪ ♪